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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
  1. Yo mama so fat that not even light can escape her gravitational pull.
  2. Yo mama so fat that our galaxy revolves around her.
  3. Yo mama so fat that when she last farted, they called it the Big Bang.
  4. Yo mama so fat she’s expanding faster than the speed of light.
[–] cheddar@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago

Yo mama so fat the universe has to expand to fit her in.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yo mama so fat they stopped the search for dark matter

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

First two is actually compliments