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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look, the universe is big, it has to constantly prove that by being both infinite, expanding, and accelerating that expansion. It used to be very small and now it’s clearly overcompensating.

Time to reverse that insecurity with yo momma jokes about the universe.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
  1. Yo mama so fat that not even light can escape her gravitational pull.
  2. Yo mama so fat that our galaxy revolves around her.
  3. Yo mama so fat that when she last farted, they called it the Big Bang.
  4. Yo mama so fat she’s expanding faster than the speed of light.
[–] cheddar@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago

Yo mama so fat the universe has to expand to fit her in.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yo mama so fat they stopped the search for dark matter

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

First two is actually compliments