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[–] rumschlumpel 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (13 children)

LOL, that's amazing.

Also, d4 is the damage of a dagger, which is a weapon made specifically to kill people and has a ~25% chance of killing a commoner (who typically has 4 hp) in one hit with just the rolled damage.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd give it a flat 1HP, if that. Unless you get me in the neck, I doubt any human bite would take 25% of this commoners HP.

[–] rumschlumpel 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thing is, if you're trying to bite someone to death the neck is the most natural target (vs. bending down to take a chunk out of their stomach or trying to open the veins in the arms). The difficulty is more in actually getting in range, which realistically would get down to grappling in a fight.

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