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fuck the tests (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the energy of a chaotic neutral?
"maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but it'll be FUN"

or chaotic evil?
"naw. fuck y'all's weekend.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Merging failing tests so everybody else has failing tests and wastes time figuring out why.

Nothing neutral here

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven’t played DnD in like 20 years. Is “Chaotic Dickhead” an alignment now?

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

That's basically just chaotic neutral

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but it'll be FUN"

Flashback to that Tom Cruise Scientology interview 🤣:

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

On a scale of one to translunar orbit, how freaking high was he?

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Colombia.