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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it's okay to keep my karma balanced.

[–] superkret 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] superkret 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did you mistake my sandwich for your own sandwich with a moist maker?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago