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Anon finds a flashdrive (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That'd be hilarious lmao. Just a "windows is updating" progress bar while in the background it installs Mint, complete with transferring users/passwords, then "rebooting..." BAM Mint.

Idk how possible that'd be but a man can dream.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

previous license key invalidated, now you'll see what's the REAL ransomware ;)

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are you referring to a gnu system?

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No no, I’m talking alpine Linux

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

linux is just the kernel!1!1!!1!1!1!!!