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[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Have you considered multiple inheritance. It's an upgrade. All upside, literally no downside. I'm trustworthy. Trust me.

Idunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s ๐Ÿค”

... She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you're cool I guess? ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.

[โ€“] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow. "peak shareholder value" is what I shall now call "multiple inheritance", from now on.

I like it. I'd let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp