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My friend suggested I use different names for variables.. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago by OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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var Turtle1 var Turtle2 var Is_Turtle

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow. "peak shareholder value" is what I shall now call "multiple inheritance", from now on.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I like it. I'd let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp