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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 100 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Google: Hey we have this assistant feature . .

Me: No

Google: If you decide you want to try out new assistant . .

Me: No

Google: All you gotta do is ..

Me: No

Me: Hmm I wonder what the quickest way to the event would be

Google Assistant: lol hey I was listening just in case you needed me, would you like my recommendations on clothes you can buy for the event?

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

... One Android update later

Me: skips "new on android" screen

Me: wonder what this new button does tap

Google Assistant: heyheyheeey

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Wassa wassa wassa wassa wassuuuuuuuup? Google Assistaaaaaaaaaant!

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Mesa called Goo Goo Assist.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

G CONNEEEEEEEEECT!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago

And now I'm looking at iPhones again.