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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 month ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what if nature and nurture were casting a shadow on the wall of a cavernous trolley station??

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, in that case, wait for the trolley to come, and if they haven't returned the cart by then you can push them in front.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does the trolley run Linux?

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It runs on hannah montana, the best kind of linux.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

In that case it should be fine. Just eat the rich, fuck cars, and let the trolley run its course.