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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is Wario (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.

This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I'm wrong.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

I'd rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You're wrong

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But... but... he dared you... How dare you!

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Swords at midnight.

There can be only one.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

/slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4