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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon buys a watch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude is lazy and you want him to stand up 8 times in a day?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they've seen it and then they'll find it instantly

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Or your dad, if you're my kids.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You guys are hilarious! There's no way I'm going to search for it. That watch is going to find me before I find it.