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This isnt r*ddit but it is hard for me to resist telling you that you got wooshed. This twisted definition is clearly the joke and intended to bring attention to the fact that corporations regularily effectively steal from employees without repercussions.
Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thats why i poop on company time.
Dont feel bad about wage theft. Its the morally correct thing to do. Just dont get caught :)
I think you meant "time theft" in your comment as wage theft is definitely morally wrong.
Oh nice. Thats just embarressing now. Maybe i should look up word definitions for english words more often.
No worries bud, happens to me all the time and English is my first language lol
~~I am not sure s/he meant that~~ nope s/he did sorry