Tangential but I always find the tumorous outgrowths on fruits and veggies to be the quality most positively associated with tastiness. Fruits and veggies are sold in stores because they’re pretty and easy to pack, not because they’re delicious. Traits associated with taste are secondary to beautification, which has led to profoundly unappetizing produce becoming common despite the same vine’s ability to create ambrosia. Which is all to say, I’d throat that tomato dick in an instant. The more dicks, the better the fruit.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so you could say you would love to have a dick in your mouth?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ll take all the fruit dick the farm can provide.

[–] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

😏

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

This dad knows his produce. Agreed, experience tells me the uglier ones taste better.