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Anon is a soyboy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 60 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Fragile bros terrified of phytoestrogen in soy will be chugging dairy milk without a single concern.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 39 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

All my dairy milk comes from bulls.

[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Is that why my milk has been so salty recently?

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pffffffffft

Cackling in the bar bathroom now, thanks

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What kind of degen poops at a bar!?

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The drunk kind

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yep, that tracks.

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