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[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A gallon of blood, tampons, and a Popsicle kit.

[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ask for it special from the deli/meat section or settle for the fake stuff during Halloween, I guess?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

some sell blood in the meat department. This is only likely to be found in a place with a big population that uses it, commonly, in cooking.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Username checks out