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[–] Fullyloadedsnowflake@lazysoci.al 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can't buy Kentucky at Walmart.

[–] alester82@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Oh, I thought they sold it by the Florida ounce

[–] Fullyloadedsnowflake@lazysoci.al 5 points 2 months ago

I hope you are trying to be slick

[–] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 6 points 2 months ago

Swap cactus for mason jar