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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon breaks up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Some men's penises are always the same length whether flaccid or erect. They are showers (show-ers not showe-ers)

Some men's penises are very small while flaccid and extend to full length and thickness when stimulated (growers)

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

latter day erectionists.