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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon breaks up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 94 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Rise up all growers not showers!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

The first time I saw this label was on Reddit. I didn't know what it meant at the time, though it should have been obvious.

I managed to interpret it as a competition between a gardener and one who bathes. I figured it out within a few minutes, but that's still an embarrassingly long time.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 16 points 3 months ago

Rise up all growers

It just takes us a bit longer.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I am a lady, older and experienced, and growers are fucking magical. Really can't imagine caring that much, but if I have a preference it runs in the opposite direction. And it seems more practical for life.