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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon rides a bike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you drink a whole canister of gas, that's enough to cover your nutritional needs for the rest of your life!

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

BRB

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Also, gas is less toxic than vitamin C. So you should be fine! :D