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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] cheddar@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Great, it's reliable and enforces design patterns!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'm very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.