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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built