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There once was a man from Nanjing.
Man, oddly named Stanley, came to a set of two open doors.
Attempting to walk through the door on the right, Stanley bounced off some sort of barrier that knocked him back.
This is awkward said Stanley, I wonder what's behind door number 2 or should I turn back?
Curiosity got the better of him, and as he found a way to look inside, at the very end of the room was an artifact.
Moving closer it appeared to be a pair of white boxer shorts with love hearts emblazoned on them.
It was, however, a talisman, called the Crutch Talisman, taking on a disguise, but which had an incredible power, being that touching it would grant the toucher a superpower depending on whatever medical conditions they already possessed, with each medical condition promising someone a different superpower should they touch the Crutch Talisman.
Sadly, Stanley wears briefs, so he did not pick them up.
I wish I had some briefs Stanley thought to himself it's getting a little nippy standing here in my birthday suit.