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[–] SRo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But that means you use a Apple device so you are a noob and deserve the walkout.

[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah I was SSHing the movies to it directly from my server but I doubt you know what that is.

[–] SRo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh I guess I have to quit my job then :(

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know this isn't a shitpost, but this reads like fake hacker speech lol

[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

I am an aspiring technical writer so I will take that as a compliment.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What fantasy world do you live in? Any man who can pull out a simple apple machine and make everything work must be a normie and will win the hearts of many

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If she doesn’t like my slavish devotion to foss alongside my extensive collection of katanas then she’s simply not the one for me

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

But is the sword design open hardware?