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in Germany it's the other way around.
…the road lays a load upon you?
Wie der Führer sitz ich hier
Die braunen Massen unter mir
In diesem Klo da wohnt ein Geist, der jedem in die Eier beißt.
Mich hat er nicht gebissen, ich hab ihm auf den Kopf geschissen.
Ich kenne das mit "In diesem Klo, da wohnt ein Geist, der jedem, der zu lange scheißt, von unten in die Eier beißt."
Am unteren Ende der Klowand, dort wo sie zum Durchwischen aufgeständert ist:
Vorsicht vor dem Limbotänzer!
We have a variant in Dutch.
In de pot zit een geit die graag in je kont bijt
Mij heeft hij niet gebeten want ik had op zijn kop gescheten.
This is estonia, speak estonian please.