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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon sets the mood (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 91 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The long setup. "Babe, you agreed to stay in sickness and in health. This is my sickness."

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Narrator: But she didn't stay.

[–] superkret 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She died during the Battle of Helm's Deep

[–] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

But inside she was already dead