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Wait, are you saying he didn't just pulverise a bloody trail through the university and NASA, stealing a PhD certificate and then a Rocket?
I mean, this is still a cool story, but I'm also kinda disappointed.
You can't just fight your way onto a shuttle. The NASAghast will get you. And it is unimpressed by ninjutsu.
My dreams have been crushed. I may never recover. I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO GET TO SPACE
Have you tried being unfathomably wealthy?