The Cool Side of the Pillow

Thought it was kinda neat

So eepy 😪💤

(I'm setting it as my Tinder "anthem" lol)

She dieded for pretend.

You do. It's all you can afford and the sea levels have risen.

There's no sales tax on unprepared food in this state (I'm also paying by EBT with food stamps) and the CRV for the can is only $0.05. where the fuck is the other 41 cents coming from? 😬

My right eye just suddenly feels like I have a black eye out of nowhere (didn't injure it or anything recently). It doesn't happen often, but this is something I've felt before. What the fuck is that? Did a ghost punch me in the face or something? I wanna hold some ice over it but I'm not sure it would do anything since nothing actually hit me.

Edit: Not like a migraine; it's not a pressure behind my eyes, it literally feels like I've been punched and am nursing a black eye. The lower eyelid is tender AF, too, if I touch it. I posted this before I went to sleep and I just woke up about an hour ago and it still hurts.

Edit 2: You know what? It might be from wearing my VR headset. It was on kinda tight last night and the way it sits, most of that pressure is right at the top of my cheeks, just under my eyes. I might have burst some blood vessels and gotten a bruise.

Playing Bloodborne and Father Gascoigne straight up did a 180 while in the air during his 2nd phase leap attack when he had 🤏 much health left after I dodged behind him to land the final blow. Like what the fuck ever, dude. Just die already so I can make your daughter cry instead of making me cry. 😮‍💨

Then it'd be like I never lost it at all.

Wander! What happen?! I don't have any way of getting into contact with anyone in charge of the instance (until y'all approve my mastodon account anyway). Sometimes I get a database error when trying to open the site and I'm kinda worried. 😥

Right now it's augmenting reality with fake shit. Like you see the real world and can put non-real things in it. What I'd like to be able to do is be in a fake world and bring real world objects into that.

Like, say I'm in VRchat just sitting somewhere hanging out it would be cool if I could bring my drink, my food, my vape, etc into the game so I don't have to fumble around looking for them with my hands. I haven't found anything that does this though... :/

Where's the bot that always wildly misunderstands the assignment and creates the cursed monkey paw shit?

My previous phone's charge port finally went kaput so I had to get something new. The best option I had was a Pixel 8 or 8 Pro. I went with the 8 since it looked like the only major difference other than price was the cameras, and I don't take a lot of pictures.

1. It's half the size of my previous phone. I'm a big guy and I like big phones, especially of the phablet variety. This thing feels like it's made for children.
2. Because it's a carrier branded device, I can't actually install the custom OS I wanted to because the option for OEM Unlock is grayed out. Which wouldn't be a surprise had this information been front and center on Graphene or Lineage's supported phone page and not half way through the instructions for install.
3. Fucker has ads!
4. Don't know what to do with my 2TB sd card since absolutely nothing available had an SD slot.

I'm so sick of these closed down bastards. I wanna be able to build my own like I would a PC 😩

Crying while wearing a headset could damage the headset. At the very least, it would be hard to see if you can't wipe your eyes.

I could have sworn that I had played Dragon's Dogma before because people told me it was like Skyrim and Dark Souls had a baby but I found it to be more like Monster Hunter on the Source engine.

I fired up the game since I do actually own it and it was totally not the game I was thinking of. I don't remember a damn thing about this but it really is like Skyrim and Dark Souls had a baby. So now I have been wondering: What fucking game was I mixing this one up with?!

It was setup exactly like Monster Hunter where you do things in a little hub city to buy, sell and upgrade shit, check out mission boards and gather a party before using a boat to head to the mission area. The mission areas were super linear paths like Monster Hunter, but without even the facsade of being in a bigger area and you could do things like use ropes to tie down bigger monsters while your DPS attacked the monster. And it was built on the Source engine. I can remember all that but I am drawing a blank on the name since realizing it's not Dragon's Dogma.

Just randomly started thinking about the first time in the original Sims game how I made a gay couple by making 2 polar opposites male sims, sticking them in a house they couldn't leave together and just making them flirt until they woohoo'd.

One was a big tough jock and the other a wimpy Poindexter nerdy boy. After they woohoo'd, the jock cheered and the nerd cried.

It's lunch, I'm hungry, got $5, so I open the McDonald's app to see what deals I can do. Realize I have 10,000+ points for free shit cuz it for some reason didn't expire (I eat fast food maybe once a month).

Can't do more than 1 reward per order. Can't also add other deals like the $2 QPC or a $1 fry. Notice it says per order and not in a 24 hour period. So now I have 3 cheeseburgers, 2 small fries, a soda and an ice cream and it took them 7 trips and hella time just to serve me while I chill in the pick up spot. Suckers.

I have this Ender 3 clone printer but one of the little metal thingamabobs that click the stop button on the servo broke, so it won't properly center unless I put something else on the print head to hit the tiny little button that tells it it's all the way to the edge.

My sister got a little resin printer recently and I just had the idea of using that to print a replacement for the thing that broke and effectively fix one 3D printer by using another one. 🤣

But then I was told about PILK

Sometimes that stupid comment was stupid on purpose. As a joke.

be me

hungry af

Start making delicious sausage and rice meal

It takes 40 minutes

Dying whole time

Food is done cooking

Suddenly not hungry

FML