Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 
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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 

At least it’s for a limited time only…

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/11945824

Thanks, I hate it

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None for me, thanks (lemmy.today)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 
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Mayonnaise cheesecake with Doritos crust

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I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 

Everything just screams crime about this — both the order itself as well as the fact that they found a way to screw it up anyways, not to mention the fact he had a dude drive an empty box across town for a stupid Internet joke.

I'm just glad Greg decided to tip well over 100% for this stunt, so please be lenient with your judgement.

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Or would this perhaps be considered breakfast pizza instead?

Anyways, here’s your Froot Loops. Have a nice Sunday!

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