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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How likely is that thing gonna catch fire when the meat render out the fat 🤔

[–] neo@lemy.lol 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A grease fire in an electric toaster? Nothing a bowl of water couldn't cure. /s

(/s because it would explode and could electrocute you at the same time)

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WTF is the point of making a joke, putting an idiot-"s" then a disclaimer?

If someone takes you seriously that's a Darwin award waiting to happen and the human race will improve slightly

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I used to hate the /s but we live in a global world where there may be young people and non native english speakers reading these comments. What is an obvious sarcastic joke to you and I might get lost in translation and on a case like this where actual fatal consequences could follow the joke being misunderstood there's no harm in the community self policing a little to help keep everyone safe and in the loop.

[–] B312@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

As an ex-young person and a non native english speaker, definitely agree. Back when I was younger and on Reddit I have missed satire on many different jokes cause the intentions of commenters would be hard to deduce.

Thankfully I wasn’t stupid enough to do something like put out an electric fire with water, but there has most definitely been a case of someone killing themselves because they couldn’t tell whether a comment was a joke or not.

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago

Christ what a boring world

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Other than the fire hazard, I don't see the problem.

The meat being suspended gives it an even dry heat. Cooking both sides simultaneously should result in an even cook equivalent to constant rotation.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s unlikely that a toaster would be able to produce even remotely enough eat to make this worth your while.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

You underestimate the power of my toaster. Just like I do every morning when I burn my toast.