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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Everything just screams crime about this — both the order itself as well as the fact that they found a way to screw it up anyways, not to mention the fact he had a dude drive an empty box across town for a stupid Internet joke.

I'm just glad Greg decided to tip well over 100% for this stunt, so please be lenient with your judgement.

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[–] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

A man sits down at a cafe and asks the waiter for a coffe without cream and a croissant. He sits and waits, and a little while later the waiter comes back to the table with only the croissant and says "I'm so sorry sir, we're all out of cream. Can I get you a coffee without milk instead?"

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

the crime here is the 270% delivery fees and tips

$19.81 for a $5.39 item

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

Most of that is due to the fact that he literally tipped 100%, which is certainly not common nor required.