Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

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New technological advancements have allowed us to deep fry sauce, but nobody stopped to ask if we should...

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Antipast-no (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m3t00@midwest.social to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 

this section of walmart canned goods need a warning label: due to dirty sock aroma, tabasco is recommended. eat at your own risk! gag reflex triggering. #OC

Tanjin shown was insufficient. tabasco or habanero turns frown upside-down.

Brazillian sauce was also sub-par for making this stuff edible.

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fish tacos and cannabis (midwest.social)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m3t00@midwest.social to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 

fold and microwave ~45 seconds lunch. it's not just for breakfast any more almost digests itselfcriminality depends on cannabis laws. nutritionally it's actually better than regular tacos. use w/e ingredients you have for tacos. 5 minute meal

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/23619950

Popcorn Shrimp

Stolen from Reddit

User: Fantastic-Milk9335

Popcorn shrimp I ordered at an international American restaurant, circa 2020 picture quality

It was an absolute textural nightmare, to be honest with you. In terms of taste, the flavors didn't combine, so you just had shrimp and popcorn in your mouth.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 
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