Biblically accurate appetizers
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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Thanks, eye hate it
Edit: they really changed the title on me. It was "thanks, I hate it"
Looks delicious, I don't see a problem.
This mother fucker changed the title from "thanks, I hate it"
- Halloween: yes
- Easter: no
Eyester: double yes
What a horrible day to have eyes…
…for lunch
Trying to figure this out.. prosciutto, mozzarella, avocado, and olive? Would be fun to make this in October.
Might just be green and black olives
Correct.
Prosciutto, mozzarella, big green olive, little black olive?
I think it’s cream cheese and ham but otherwise correct.
The concept is close to Czech chlebíčky (literally "little breads", usually translated as "sandwiches")
Baguette, some savoury spread/pâté, ham, perhaps salami, egg slice, slices of vegetables (bell pepper, pickle, tomato...)
Very popular party food, especially on New Year's Eve.
The outer edges (and the shade) of the green make me think green olives, not avocado.I would think maybe prosciutto, a spreadable white cheese (cream, goat, brie), green olive, black olive.
Fucking millennials can’t imagine a sandwich without avocado. And then you wonder why you can’t afford a house.
/s in case you need it
This is why the 4th pig built his house out of Avocado, and is often omitted from boomer propoganda.
Be Not Afraid
Eye dios mio!
Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this Wretched Thing.
Secure Beneath the Watchful Eyes...
Looks like a stromboli someone shoved an olive into before closing it up to cook, and then cut in half for the cross section