Just don't get any on you when watching Cars 2 in the movie theater.
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
Finished checking out all the posts here? Also checkout !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca!
(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
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I mean, beans on toast is good. What's adding a little cheese going to hurt?
I'll do you one better. Let me introduce you to Korea's traditional entry to the "late night drinking and dining food Olympics": Army Base Stew
If baked beans works here, it will absolutely play on a pizza.
Please tell me the “red” is the “spicy” flavor that one would get w/spicy pork belly
The red is from gochujang and kimchi
Ngl this sounds amazing
I’d send this to my mother, but I’m concerned she’d inadvertently put a hex on her phone cursing the picture.
Send her the actual pizza then.
I’d never be seen or heard from again.
Do it.
Vaffanculo
I shove many things up my ass, did you have any specific suggestions?
Whatever floats your boat. You do you.
Beanzza
My Italian boyfriend does not approve. Heading to the shop to buy immediately.
As if we needed more proof that the british are a fallen civilization.
I've tried it, tastes like beans with bread.
I would try this once in my life and then never again.
Instructions read: Remove from box, plastic, place in direct sunlight for 20 min, drink several pints while waiting, eat.