tinfoilhat

That can be applied to pretty much everything I do.

I did Nazi that coming

He should pull the plug on the iron dome

Just declare loan forgiveness as an official act, then claim immunity

You're doing God's work, friend.

All I see is an octopus beak when I look at his mouth

I'm not a Republican, but I was genuinely curious to see Nikki Haley as the primary.

I dunno how to break this to you, but you've got bedbugs

I like how homie to the right of Trump is reloading his finger gun

We ought to listen to him. He knows a lot about exaggerating size.

Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest

I phone bank with the DCCC and had a conversation with a woman last night about how she's morally against abortion, but still believe people should have access to abortion if they so choose.

I thought it was really heartwarming that she wasn't imposing her beliefs on all of America. It gave me hope