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Ok my real pitch is: something that can have agency, so that when the word substitution happens, you still have a parseable sentence, most of the time. Take “Garbage Ape” (from the heathcliff comics I guess), for example:

• “I am a Garbage Ape ethicist”
• “It’s Garbage Ape Welfare discussion week”
• “I prompted a Garbage Ape to generate these image”
• “I think Garbage Apes pose a serious existential threat”
• “We’re proud to announce our new Garbage Ape, Steve”

Though it’s hard to pick a thing that conjures the right image.

Sounds like an internet binary question. I choose the blue/black bear named Yanni to debate a horse sized duck ballerina that only rotates left about whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich

i don’t know him personally but she could do way better.

Piss Juicebox (ok that is scatological, this is SO HARD)

just one more manifesto bro, just one more and we'll get an unregulated free market, just one more bro

It's difficult thinking of something better than butt, or even anything that isn't butt-adjacent (poop sandwich is my goto)

My pitch would be something garbage related. Hot wet trash, maybe?

Dril needs no orcale tbh

I enjoyed this. I wondered how Australian you would sound, and you sound reasonably Australian.

But just enough fingers!

I know I’m not the target audience for this but I’m a couple stiff drinks in and reading this at a bar so the large text is greatly appreciated.

Ok so this comment made me realise I had incorrectly parsed these comments. They are far, far worse than what I thought they were saying originally. Thanks!

I’d say your instincts are correct and I too will dare not venture down that path.