saltnotsugar

joined 1 year ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like…LMAO…let’s run some BMPs across this field.
“Sir, the field is mined, covered by anti tank weapons, and is zeroed in with artillery.”
Bro, trust me bro it’ll work bro.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Now I’m picturing penguins having nonstop business meetings about fish and vendor relations in Antarctica.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The council accepts your offering of cursed hors d’oeuvres, but does not grant you the rank of Forbidden Snack.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Make the pants tighter.”
…they’re already pretty tight-
“AS TIGHT AS POSSIBLE!”

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

“Ohhhh I’m gonna nut-“
JUST LET ME PUT ON THE EARMUFFS THEN!

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