Wusste nicht, dass es Pimmel mit Sehschwäche gibt.
runiq
joined 10 months ago
Was this you
Your valiant sacrifice will be remembered, comrade o7
He ran out of the need to hold elections
inb4 grapist
oh, no, wait, that was the other one
Right.
Time to donate until the fucking day this is over.
"Have fun!" he added.
Well? Are you having fun yet?
Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably-priced love! And a hard-boiled egg!
How do they rise up, rise up high?
I'm beginning to feel there's a fundamental disconnect between the vocabulary of everyday people and the words journalists use. I can only imagine how the dialogue goes around a journalist's house.
"Honey, have you heard about the Winstons?"
"No, why?"
"Fred from accounting SLAMMED they're planning to move to Wisconsin."
"Oh, I see. Did you GRILL him about where exactly they'd be going?"
"Yeah, I HAMMERED him with questions until he MELTED down. IN TEARS, he SCREAMED at me, 'Yeah, somewhere near Madison.'"
"...screamed?"
"You know... politely."
Downvote, bait. This headline is insulting even to my meager intelligence.
Is bischen blöd in Markdown; muss man zwei Leerzeichen ans Ende der letzten Zeile machen
Etwa so hier
Therapy, family, plotting to overturn the system in my head, imagining carrying out those plans with them going swimmingly, imagining myself as the warlord-poet of the enlightened utopic society I would erect afterwards, imagining other things.
There's a lot of imagining.