phorq

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Lion, the Witch, and the SMÅGÖRA

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

To be fair, this is the perfect room for Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog. It's just missing a TV and a newspaper.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is the plot of Baby Driver, right?

Edit: I'm stupid, I was thinking of Fetus Driver

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can't always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you...

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What's the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ew... Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml -1 points 3 months ago

You say engineering, I say Weird Science

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure Bugs Bunny was from Mars, not the moon. Otherwise how would he have met Marvin?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

It was either that or Mohammed

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