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To be fair, this is the perfect room for Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog. It's just missing a TV and a newspaper.

This is the plot of Baby Driver, right?

Edit: I'm stupid, I was thinking of Fetus Driver

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can't always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.

Mrs. Ippy?

Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you...

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What's the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

Ew... Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

Pretty sure Bugs Bunny was from Mars, not the moon. Otherwise how would he have met Marvin?

As someone who just sorted by new and had no idea this community existed... Let me just say... I use Arch too btw...

I rejected your reaction and substitute my own:

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That better be next to the gardening section.