Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I've been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!
phorq
joined 1 year ago
Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?
Yup, it just needs a fast splattering of red paint or similar...
Yup, and they're run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines
Alas, they have all been consumed in a fit of gluttony. The hour of regret is at hand!
Hi, welcome to the hidden turmoil support group. My name is phorq and I'm doing fine...
I don't see anything wrong with patriotism in the sense of caring about your country, the problem is nationalism where you believe your country is infallible and people often confuse the two. I love my country, but I know it's flawed and think we should do better.
Ah yes, nothing wakes you up in the morning like warm beer and the taste of toothpaste
It's in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin...
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
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You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.