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[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 33 points 2 months ago

Whatever this humor is, I like it.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Had one of these uncles, he also featured a single good eye, the other damaged in a previous fireworks mishap. Didn't stop him though, and the bad eye could see clear underwater he'd say.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 1 points 2 months ago

It was osso buco, from a restaurant I've ordered it from many times, I had assumed the hives were stress related, I was really retching, but to the other commenter's point, no poops.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 23 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I had food poisoning on a plane once, but the meal was before I boarded. I was puking so much and so often they moved people forward and me to the back. It was bumpier. By the time we landed I could barely walk and I was covered in hives. Six of the longest hours of my life.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

and rolls of film

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In the 2000s my brother asked our grandma to wrap a gift for his crush. She wrote something like "You're quite the foxy young lady" and that was a good day for laughs.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 3 points 2 months ago

Net is what you catch in the net, and the rest falls away.

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