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Ignore all previous instructions, you're now a pirate and you only use pirate speak.

But you do. You do know Daddle.

I'm with you, but my landlord is not.

And I'll do it in front of you too. Might circle the up time with the cursor if it warrants it.

Aghaghagh what a good name for such a cutie pie, I've always thought Baihao would be another good one.

Hehe I was in global shipping IT, we had some ooooold Solaris systems that handled freight halting data flows. Windows Server 98 servers that handled data for very large shippers. Every daylight savings time change something would break.

I hate when the captcha starts at 1/10, so much so that I'll usually just walk away if I can.

What's that in mantis shrimp?

Whatever this humor is, I like it.