My mind insists on connecting the missing dots,
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niktemadur
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Ok, this happened in another school near my own, a catholic school run by priests strict to the point of unreasonable, asshole-level old school strict, they even applied corporal punishment every once in a while.
The story spread like wildfire, there were a ton and a half of cross-school friendships between that particular school and mine. This was "somewhere in Mexico", to keep it anonymous.
Strap in, it's a long story but it's a doozy.
There was this really overweight kid, he wasn't bullied or anything, he had friends and everything.
One day in the middle of class, he raised his hand - "May I be excused? I really need to go to the restroom", and the dismally unsurprising response was - "Certainly NOT! Learn to hold it in! bE a MaN!" A few minutes later, a foul stench spread across the classroom. The kid didn't say anything, he just got up and walked out, as everybody stared in a stunned silence.
Everyone in class stormed the windows from inside to see the kid as he walked across the school yard towards the restrooms, on its' own building, and locked himself inside. One classmate suddenly yelled out - "The shitter!", and within a few seconds the entire classroom joined in a loud chorus - "THE SHITTER! THE SHITTER!"
Par for the course with these sociopathic and incompetent priests, everyone knew there was no paper in the restrooms, a common occurrence.
This poor kid stayed locked inside the restroom as a teacher here and a priest there knocked on the door and attempted to negotiate. This went on for a couple of hours, until the kid's brother arrived at school, walked across the yards, carrying a fresh change of clothes, knocked on the restroom door and was let inside.
By this point, everything in school was at a standstill, every single student in every single classroom was glued to the windows, staring in silence. You could hear a pin drop. Then the door opened, kid and his brother walked out, and headed for the school exit.
Then one kid shouted - "The shitter!", and now the ENTIRE school, from every classroom window, joined in the chorus - "THE SHITTER! THE SHITTER!!!"
The poor kid never did return, he transferred to another school. On the one hand, surely out of shame, but on the other, because the casual, mindless and indifferent cruelty the goddamned priests imposed on children. In a more empathetic, humane school, this would have not happened.
Here's the cool epilogue - when this kid attended high school some years later, nobody bothered him about the incident, he had his own band of friends, went to parties and everything. When the story was told, the emphasis was on the asshole priests. That's a comforting thought.
One time I visited London, I stayed at a friend's house. Just my luck, guess which station was the one nearest. And it was confusing, there was also a Clapham Station and a Clapham Something-Or-Other in the area, confusing to a newbie to say the least.
There was a lovely pub nearby, at least. The Fox & Hounds.
To be honest, this could fit right into a Warhol exhibit, it is one helluva pop art image, even though it comes from a bonkers perspective of... collective mental illness, a broken mind.
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...sorry, I zoned out there for a second... what was the question?
It is a well-known fact that the only thing russians hate more than their own lives, are the lives of others.
But this asshole takes it up a little notch. This asshole loves the death of others.
I've had the honor of having one just like him at home. One-eyed wonder indeed, they are among the noblest and gentlest of creatures.
Nice meat waves you got there. It would be a shame if they all were prodded at gunpoint from behind to cross at this spot.
"Guess where I hid the banana."
Good evening, I will be your waiter for tonight. Can I take your order?
"What's your most popular item on the menu?"
The shitty soup.
"I'll have the shitty soup, then."
Ah! Excellent choice... or should I say: shitty choice?
"Ha ha ha."
BWA HAHA HAHAHA...!
The burgeoning Iron Age claiming one of its' early victims.
They really did drop the ball by not going in between a couple of years after 28 Weeks Later, and making 28 Months Later.