mydoomlessaccount

joined 7 months ago

What the fuck? These assholes stole my catchphrase

[โ€“] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A baby made of horribly caustic acid that is actively moving toward other babies, and all you have available to stop it is punches. Good to punch, or bad to punch? ๐Ÿค”

(The baby is much faster than you. It will reach the other babies before you can. It is about to pass you, though it hasn't yet done so, and all you have time to do is to give it a quick, decisive strike to knock it off-course)

I have learned to circumvent this issue by simply never being important enough to be invited to formal events.

It's worked well thus far, though nobody seems to notice.

If Harris loses, I don't even want to think of what the next four years will bring. But, whichever way it goes, I take at least some small solace in knowing the PAC text spam will finally shut the fuck up for a little while..

I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.

But, I'm a wacky, inconsistent li'l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don't think I ever exceed 12 bites. That's a pretty solid ballpark range.

[โ€“] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Like others have said, it's loud, but it's also that it's a constant noise that can often tend to cut through whatever you're currently trying to focus on.

Add on the tendency people have to feather the throttle (do leaf blowers have throttles?), making the noise really inconsistent and unpredictable, and it makes it difficult to keep what little focus you have.

Sometimes, when there's like 3 different leaf blowers going at once, I can barely keep my train of thought if I can't drown it out by turning my music all the way up. :\

[โ€“] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 33 points 1 week ago (5 children)

"Hey, man! Glad you could make it! Can I get you anything? Some chips, some pretzels, an entire baguette, maybe some iced tea or something?"

*In Corolla intensifies*

I figure it's that she's as much an elf as Izu is a tallman, which is what she's shown as

What if I'm bi, but I only played Demon's Souls?

[โ€“] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 89 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.

[โ€“] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Hm. The basketball and soccer look a lot like the Tiny Toons sports game they had on the Sega Genesis back in the day.

view more: next โ€บ