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Maybe he's offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.

You can absolutely yell about that. And when Fahrenheit flips to negative, you're ready to express some big feelings about how fucking cold it is.

I'm sure he's got houses all over the country. Is he voting from Pennsylvania or Wyoming?

Because when the Republicans get their 300 million, it's from, like, eight guys who "don't coordinate with the campaign" but almost always have the same messaging, but when the Dems get that money the average donation is like 30 bucks because that many people supported the candidate.

This is good, but I would like to know who she expects she'll be bringing along with her.

I was just sad to find out (after falling away from the funnies pages for a decade or so) that he had sided with the pointiest haired boss he could find.

It's even worse for regular people with the condition, because the next most famous guy with it is Scott Adams, the Dilbert guy.

I always hated that they made us relearn the parts of speech every year in middle school and high school English. Surely by now it's sunk in, I thought.

But then the CHUDs started losing their minds about pronouns.

Nah it's just Penn's Woods. Transylvania is across the woods from... Hungary? Wallachia? Moldavia?

Yes, but they usually call it "the rest of Moldova" or "Moldavia"

Gun Grabber Don? You mean the only 21st century American president to sign an unconstitutional gun ban?

Musk in the style of the one good Confederate general statue that was ever cast, Haunted Nathaniel Bedford Forrest.