meeeeetch

Nah it's just Penn's Woods. Transylvania is across the woods from... Hungary? Wallachia? Moldavia?

Yes, but they usually call it "the rest of Moldova" or "Moldavia"

Gun Grabber Don? You mean the only 21st century American president to sign an unconstitutional gun ban?

Musk in the style of the one good Confederate general statue that was ever cast, Haunted Nathaniel Bedford Forrest.

Compared California liberalism to Saudi Wahhabism, like he isn't just gonna move to The Line if it ever gets built.

Adam was a golem

Arise, you prisoners of starvation!

Arise, you wretched of the earth!

For justice thunders condemnation.

A better world's in birth.

If it staves off any Horst Wessel-izations, I'm not gonna complain about that mindset.

Okay, I'm convincing myself he really doesn't realize that he isn't running against Nikki Haley again.

She was Indian, now all of a sudden she's black (Harris's father is Jamaican, her mother was from Chennai, Haley's parents were both Punjabi)

Nobody knows her last name (Harris has always been Harris, but Haley's maiden name was Randhawa)

Time to add another item to the vulnerabilities list

At least he has some environmental protection cred.

Seems like a situation where you can both go after him criminally for the sexual assault and civilly for the malpractice. Then the alleged rapist goes to prison and you get all his malpractice insurance company's money (albeit split 94 ways)