lolola

i don't remember. it's been over 24 h. seems bad.

Does anyone else see "S🐶ND"?

Homie is like straddling that chair

Nah, you'll actually get more pigeons.

Fake owl? Pigeons. Fake pigeons? More pigeons. Real pigeons? By definition, pigeons. Real owl? Believe it or not, pigeons.

Source: I'm surrounded by pigeons, please help.

NO ✅

Any episode of Ancient Aliens.

I didn't know toilet capacity was measured in the hundreds of pounds

Edit: I hate to explain jokes but I was referring to the quantity of mass going into the toilet, not onto it.

Gosh I totally feel that. Maybe something is going around.

I got to spend some time with my big sister. We had tea and talked awhile, then played Smash Bros. She apparently loves to spam Falcon Punch, so I got to see a lot of very entertaining slo-mo finishing blows. Like p-p-p-PAWWunchhh...

Good question, I feel slightly better now.

It's gotten bad lately -- both the posts and the news itself. I feel like I need to take a break myself. Irony of this comment also acknowledged.

Tee shirt bots?

Just because there's been an influx of important political news relating to the former president (court decisions, trial delays, etc.) does not mean we need a bunch of "Trump says" articles again.

From knowyourmeme.com:

The Hawk Tuah Girl, also known as the Spit On That Thing Girl or Spit On That Thang Girl, refers to a woman who was interviewed in a viral TikTok video and was asked, "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?" to which she responded in a Southern accent, "Oh, you gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thang," resembling a spitting sound amid oral sex.