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1. They can literally keep a dead guy on the ballot. Then the vice president would take over immediately upon inauguration.
2. The Democratic Party could quickly pick a different candidate and have that person run and beyond the ballot.

Who is it? Just rando or some reference?

ELI5 pls

So basically the perfect question for the internet?

So you admit that I'm the one with the correct concept of a phone?

Also the fire alarm battery was dead, and the entire thing was an analogy anyway.

Either way out of courtesy, I will retire from this battle of wits; it appears you've come unarmed.

Oh, so if there's a fire in the building I should quietly slip a note under your door and assume you got it?

^^ This guy got chased out of the temple by a furious Jesus Christ /s

As I have stated I only call if it's an emergency (I'm in an accident, im in danger, someone else is hurt) or it's time sensitive (someone has face value Taylor Swift tickets at work, want me to get them for you?) I almost always text first, wait 5 min then try calling, I'm not a monster.

I find it pretty self important of people to cut off last resort real time communication with close friends and family because you think 2 minutes of your day is that much more important.

You can configure unknown numbers to go to voicemail. Heck you can make it so that only a certain subset of people ring.

Shame on you for blocking everyone instead of learning how to filter communication, and double shame on you if you get mad when you missed something that someone was trying every possible method to get a hold of you.

Dear Sir / Madame I am writing to inform you of a fire at 123 Carrington Road. Looking forward to meeting you. Yours Truly Morris Moss

If I'm calling it's an emergency or extremely time sensitive. Otherwise I text. I can understand when you don't want app or even text notifications. But understand and accept the risk that comes with it.

What pisses me right the fuck off is when I call, then call again, then text, then text again, and you, "mr/mrs im so important I can't be bothered by notifications" are somehow offended at me because you missed out on something because you didn't bother properly configuring two calls in a row from a known contact through your deny-by-default filter.

Those people, family or not, can fuck right off.

I don't like telemarketing or spam calls. But I also take responsibility and check if it's actually important. It's nbd to me to hang up on a spam call. And to be honest I have gotten a fair share of legitimate calls from numbers I don't recognize.

TL;DL Answer ya damn phone, you damn well know tiktok and insta still gonna be there 5 seconds from now

• KHAAAAAAAAN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
• Play it, Sam, you piece of shit. (no one ever says "play it again, Sam")
• Never tell me the odds you piece of shit!
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can, you piece of shit.
• Good morning Vietnam, you piece of shit!
• I love the smell of Napalm in the morning you piece of shit!
• You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder, for money, you piece of shit?
• Go ahead, make my day you piece of shit.
• Open the pod bay doors, HAL you piece of shit.
• I am serious. And don't call me Shirley you piece of shit.
• You're gonna need a bigger boat, you piece of shit.

Charlton Heston Bonus Round:

• LET MY PEOPLE GO YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
• YOU DAMN DIRTY APES, YOU BLEW IT ALL TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
• SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
• You may conquer the land, you may slaughter the people. But that is not the end. We will rise again, you piece of shit.

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