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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035

don't ever change baby you're the best

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 125 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Notice that it isn't publicly traded. I suspect that's why it hasn't enshittified.

[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Big part, for sure.

[–] mikyopii@programming.dev 116 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you're already perfect?

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No website, only crab juice.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Eeeehhh you got a men’s room in there?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

my favorite MTG card. that paired with the enchantment to untap a creature for 1 mana and an ass load of counter spells... chefs kiss*

[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I met my wife on Craigslist nearly 20 years ago 😁

[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What she was doing there she just won’t say…

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago
[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Turned out to live within walking distance - it’s funny how these things work out

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't know they offer same day shipping on mail-order brides now.

[–] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?

[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Minus 9 months

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not perfect. I hate searching for a thing and someone has pasted a huge keyword dictionary into their post for SEO. It’s like when I was shopping specifically for a new Chevy spark r/t and the sales rep tried to steer me into a used Malibu.

[–] bl4kers@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 week ago

Flagging things like that usually leads to their removal

[–] daltotron@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

haven't had much of an issue with that as long as I hide duplicates, require posts with images, and then click on the "owner" tab instead of the dealer tab, but I live in a pretty small city, so ymmv.

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